FAQ

Q: Why does it look like that?

A: Why doesn’t it look like that!

Q: Do older cameras really make stuff look cooler?

A: Yes!

Q: How can I support your “artë”? Why do you spell it like that?

A: Share it with somebody you know - a partner, friend, coworker, somebody you have a grudge against…whoever it may be.As to why it is spelled like “that” - refer to the first question of the FAQ.

Q: Can I tour your factory?

A: We are currently closed for tours - but please feel free to stop by for samples (check the dumpsters behind the dock for expired goods).

Q: Do you have your certificate of authenticity? I for one would never want to receive illegal browneage!

A: Why don’t you don’t you take that gamble & found out, sweetie?.